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rsanty was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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2 votes in humor
1 vote in government
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rsanty (rsanty on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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rsanty I nominate @rsanty for a Shorty Award in #government because I deserve it more than NASA
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rsanty I nominate @rsanty for a Shorty Award in #government because I deserve it more than NASA
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Reese I nominate @rsanty for a Shorty Award in #egocentric because...his ego is the size of a small South American colony.
McKinlay Dennis
McKinlay Dennis I nominate @rsanty for a Shorty Award in #egocentric because...he's so obsessed with himself he jerks it to his own pic
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McKinlay Dennis I nominate @rsanty for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he makes me laugh so hard i often pee myself
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rsanty I nominate @rsanty for a Shorty Award in #egocentric because I am fucking unbelievably gorgeous
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rsanty I nominate @rsanty for a Shorty Award in #humor because I find myself great in the sack.
The Shorty Interview
with rsanty
What's your best tweet?
Ummm...have you seen my profile? What's NOT my best tweet?
What are six things you could never do without?
My testicles. All six of them
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To brainwash people so I can take over Antarctica
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Tweetie 2
Twitter or Facebook?
Neither. Friendster
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
If it didn't involve me, I didn't follow it. Oh "funniest trend?" I thought you said "Best Trend." Actually, my answer still stands
What feature should Twitter add?
Maybe something like being able to type any thought or statement you had, in let's say 140 characters or less
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
I've been getting into the Grateful Dead recently. I wonder why Jerry Garcia doesn't have a twitter account?? I guess too busy.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
The phrase "By the way". Oh, btw, I once shortened aftermath to aft...got kind of confusing for my nautical friends.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Either the devil or Karl Rove...though they're really both the same person
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes. My own mother. Long story. Let's just say I probably shouldn't even discuss it here. DM me and we'll talk
Why should we vote for you?
Shouldn't the question be why WOULDN'T you vote for me? It'd be a shorter list
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Brian Williams once killed a hooker to get an erection. I wish the news media would stop covering that up. How about trending that?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I found my dignity once. But it unfollowed me
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#BrianWilliamsSordidPast
How do you make your tweets unique?
Usually, I use paprika. Really gets people's attentions
What inspires you to tweet?
My lack of a full-functioning brain.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Never. Not once. I mean, one time I did. Well, ok, 40 times. But no, not that I can recall.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Retweet everything I say...that way, you not only spread sound advice, but everyone will love you more, guaranteed
How long can you go without a tweet?
900 years. Or an hour. Whichever comes first. I'm terrible with time
What question are we not asking here that we should?
We're starting a Hall & Oates tribute band. Which member would you best be suited to be, and why?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Stephen Hawking. And Cher.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I met this lovely young woman, wanted on 3 counts of double-homicide. She had a twitter account and showed me her boobies
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Well, if I ever got trapped in an avalanche, I'd probably use that time to tweet. So, I guess that.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Post more pictures of their babies!!
How will the world change in 2010?
I'm going to take off my pants, thus ending poverty AND global warming all in one go
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
I don't think there is one faux pas committed on Twitter. I meen, it's not like anyone EVER uses incorrect gramar. Am I right?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Well, I can guarantee you this: Pat Robertson will NEVER stick his foot in his own mouth again. It's not like THAT'S a trend!