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Peita was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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2 votes in egocentric
1 vote in sexiness
1 vote in facetious
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Peita (Shirleymullet on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Peita I nominate @Shirleymullet for a Shorty Award in #facetious because... that's the way she rolls.
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Peita I nominate @Shirleymullet for a Shorty Award in #facetious because... that's the way she rolls.
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Peita I nominate @Shirleymullet for a Shorty Award in #sexiness because... I am egocentric and wanted it my whole life
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Peita I nominate @Shirleymullet for a Shorty Award in #egocentric because I am considering nominating myself for #sexiness
The Shorty Interview
with Peita
What's your best tweet?
I'm saving it for later.
What are six things you could never do without?
Music, food, sex, my son, beer and my car, in no particular order.
Twitter or Facebook?
Facebook for spying on people who were once my friends, and Twitter for talking about them behind their backs.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#ironmaidencowsongs
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Almost all of them. I have actually started the AAAAA. Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse. New members welcome.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Everybody. Because I'm a fame whore.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Several. Because they gave me the shits.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I want it so much. It would make my mother proud. I genuinely believe I deserve it.
How do you make your tweets unique?
By not copying anybody elses.
What inspires you to tweet?
My insatiable desire to talk about myself.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yes.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Persevere. It's wacky at first but loads of shits and giggles when you get the hang of it.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I like the sound of my own fingers on the keyboard.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
It's stolen some of my 'valuable' time and inflated my sense of self importance.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Follow me, idolise me, love me.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Hideous. Unless I achieve world domination.