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Got A Million Of Em was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Got A Million Of Em (GotAMillionOfEm on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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The Shorty Interview
with Got A Million Of Em
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
What life? Who told you I have a life?
Twitter or Facebook?
Paper or plastic?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Underwear sticking out.
What feature should Twitter add?
A coffeepot.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
My #$^%@&^% congresscritter.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Congress.
Why should we vote for you?
If I win, maybe I can become a rich and famous comedy writer and stop eating Hamburger Helper made with cat food. Vote for a starving writer!
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#cornedbeef
How do you make your tweets unique?
I use my own brain. I don't share one with George Soros like congesss does.
What inspires you to tweet?
The urge to waste time.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
I charge by the character, you know.
How long can you go without a tweet?
It depends on whether I'm constipated or not.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Itchy fingers.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
It has helped me to be a world-class time-waster. (Like now.) Not that I wasn't an expert before.
How will the world change in 2010?
We'll be in even deeper shit.;
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Worse.