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Annette Szczepan was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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1 vote in humor
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Annette Szczepan (AnnetteSzczepan on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Kristen Di Martino
Kristen Di Martino I vote for @annetteszczepan for a Shorty Award in #humor because... she is craze and makes me laugh
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Annette Szczepan I vote for @AnnetteSzczepan for a Shorty Award in #celebrity because... I can do it twice?
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Annette Szczepan I vote for @AnnetteSzczepan for a Shorty Award in #celebrity because... I can do it twice?
Kristen Di Martino
Kristen Di Martino I vote for @AnnetteSzczepan for a Shorty Award in #design because... she is hilarious! and everyone should vote for her
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Annette Szczepan I vote for @AnnetteSzczepan for a Shorty Award in #design because... I AM ANNETTE
The Shorty Interview
with Annette Szczepan
What's your best tweet?
"a pimp spit in my mouth"
What are six things you could never do without?
my BlackBerry, toilet paper, my Baby Mama DVD, chapstick and shoe laces.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I scope out who is doing what and use that to my advantage. I work in PR.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
UberTwitter. hands down.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter. If you can follow me and I don't have to follow you back, that makes me more famous thus, I choose Twitter.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
iTampon -- because it took me forever to understand...and when I finally go it, I couldn't stop laughing.
What feature should Twitter add?
A feature that let's you check who lurked your timeline.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Meryl Streep. She is classy by day, a hot mess by night.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
labia
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@ToriSpelling -- she is a hard working mom& wife and actress. &then I could be like oh, Tori Spelling -- her and I go way back. Check Twitter
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I unfollow many people. If you don't answer your fans (or me) then you are not worth my follow. That is all.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I'm f'ing cool. and..I really want this. AND I'll audition for Blind Date if you vote.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#themorningafter
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
her name is @jillmctag. she is my twitter bff. She lives halfway across the globe.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#annetteisthenextoprah #kristenisthenextgayle
How do you make your tweets unique?
I judge you via tweet before I even know you.
What inspires you to tweet?
Dirty people on the streets. If you look like you do in public, others deserve to laugh at you.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Everyday. Some people joke that when Twitter goes down, it's because I overloaded the servers...
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't follow people just because they follow you. Follow people only worthy of your following.
How long can you go without a tweet?
um...an hour? I even wake up during the night and tweet. No lie.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Have you ever sextweeted somebody?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
I admire @keshasuxx for her use of twitter. I love drunk tweets and she sure provides! What a hot f'ing mess.
Why'd you start tweeting?
'cause I was told I would win some @Swagbucks
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Twitter lets me express how unintellectual I am...and massive amounts of people watch me do that.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Reply.
How will the world change in 2010?
In 2010, I will judge people anonymously and tweet things that people only thing.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Poser accounts. Get a life. Over it.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
hm 2020. Probably like a news story ALL the time.