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THOMASJOHNTAYLOR was nominated for a Shorty Award!

A LIFETIME ARTIST/OIL-PAINTER, GORMET COOK,WINE BIBLER,MUSICIAN, AUTHOR, POET, LOVING LIFE.

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THOMASJOHNTAYLOR (ARTISTINTHESUN on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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THOMASJOHNTAYLOR I nominate @Artistinthesun for a Shorty Award in #travel because...He Is Everywhere, 24/7 Maybe Even More Than That.
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The Shorty Interview
with THOMASJOHNTAYLOR
What's your best tweet?
Love Life Until It Loves You Back!
What are six things you could never do without?
My Fingers. My Toes, My Body, My Brain, My Senses, and My Sense Of Humor
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I Create The Illusion That It Exists as well as The Illusion That I Do, In Perfect Harmonic Accord and All The World Will Recognize The Fact.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Games That Are Available That make Play Money, and Play Groups Seem almost REAL. Only I never Get to Spend On Real Property.
Twitter or Facebook?
Lifetime Artist,(oil-painter), Musician, (Guitar), Vocalist, Poet, Author, Living Below The Poverty level, with extraordinary Wealth.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Transgendered, Cross-Tweets, amongst Red-Neck Bikers, and Mafia Wannabe's
What feature should Twitter add?
Refreshments, and Music Stream, with snacks.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Humpty Dumpty.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
antidisestablishmentinterrorism, fangdangdoodle, juxtaposition, and whetherornotyourgonna.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
All The Angels From Heaven, and The Top Art Collectors With Bulging Pocketbooks, screaming my Name and I Ignore Them.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes, I was sick and tired, of being sick and tired, of their reports, of being sick and tired.
Why should we vote for you?
I'm Sexy and Intelligent, Living A Life Of Luxury, With Limited Funds, In Paradise Of Hawaii That Is My Home.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Oil-Painters Are Artists Too. (OPAAT) Artists For Peace And Pizza (AFPAP)
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I actually have been robbed and molested so many times that I forgot the Who, When or Why and Just Surrendered To The Deluge Of Attacks.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
LFF Live For Free
How do you make your tweets unique?
I Have Sex with Each Tweet before Delivery.
What inspires you to tweet?
A "Deamonic" Voice Inside My Head That Claims To Be The Tweet Master From A Lost Civilization, That Existed 23,000,000 years ago.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet,Tweet,Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet,Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, YEA.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Let Your Genuis Propel You Forward To Become The Epitome Of Success In Your "Dream", and Forever Vigilant Against Attack By Ignorance.
How long can you go without a tweet?
approxamite moment of time has been registered in The Guiness World Records as a minisecond-or-milisecond, depending on the Handicap.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
How Often Do You Have Tweet Nightmares That always end in wouldof, couldof, shouldof.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Myself, Because It has Kept Me Out of The Local Booby-Hatch or Nut-House For As Long As I Have been Connected To This Community Of Wacko's.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I felt like a little bird, HIGH, up in a tree that just pooped on a bald-headed man in the park.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I Am Going To Have Surgery To Change My Features Into A Full Blown "ELVIS" Impersonator with a Bionic Leg that Shakes all The Time.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Sex, Drugs, Fine Wine, Grand Dining, and Send Me Money For No Particular Reason.
How will the world change in 2010?
It Will Be Entirely Differant Than 2009, and The Economy Will Rebound and There Will Be a New Awareness In Environmental Needs To Save Us All
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
That This Has Anything To Do With Anything Except Self-Grandisement.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
That Is Exactly My Area Of Expertise, and I Can Predict With Mathmathical Accuracy That In 10 Years To The Moment The World Will Be Exactly..