Headline Shorty Headline Twitter

Justin was nominated for a Shorty Award!

I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says

Twitter:

Hey, are you Justin? Claim your page and fill out your profile! Log in →
387 votes in humor
5 votes in weird
2 votes in apps
1 vote in advertising
1 vote in shortyaward
If the number of votes for you fluctuates, find out why here: Vote auditing

Justin (shitmydadsays on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

140
I vote for for a Shorty Award in
(Help)
Vote with a tweet. Votes must have a reason after "because..." or they won't count!

All votes for Justin

Enrique Camacho
Enrique Camacho I recommend @shitmydadsays in the Shorty Award category #humor because...
Chani Weissman
Chani Weissman I recommend @shitmydadsays in the Shorty Award category #humor because...
Julia Wyoming
Julia Wyoming I recommend @shitmydadsays in the Shorty Award category #humor because milk comes out of my nose when i read his tweets
Geri
Geri I nominate @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because he says what I imagine my taciturn father is thinking all the time.
Annette Szczepan
Annette Szczepan I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because...dad says some crazy shet.
Mr.P
Mr.P I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because dad is the best! #shortyawards
Cielito Pascual
Cielito Pascual I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because that old man is just too funny!
mj
mj I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because...no nonsense views presented are funny because they're
trr110671
trr110671 I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because it makes great lunch time conversation!
Melinda Fishman
Melinda Fishman I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
You know who
You know who I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is awesome
Christine Steiffer
Christine Steiffer I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because... its a constant source of humor! props to Justins Dad!
Tally
Tally I vote for @ShitMyDadSays for a Shorty Award in #humor because... LOL |'D!!
Phyllis
Phyllis I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because...it really does make me laugh out loud!
Jason Walters
Jason Walters I vote for @Shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because...have you read the shit his dad says?!
katie greenleaf
katie greenleaf I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because . . . wow.
Terry Karnes
Terry Karnes I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because...HILARIOUS
James Chiles
James Chiles I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because he speaks the truth.
NadiaB
NadiaB I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because i finally know what to be when i grow up
Joanne bell
Joanne bell I vote for @shitmydadsays for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he makes me laugh out loud!