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Matthew Patton was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Matthew Patton (mpatton62 on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Matthew Patton I vote for @mpatton62 for a Shorty Award in #egocentric because somebody has to
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Matthew Patton I vote for @mpatton62 for a Shorty Award in #egocentric because somebody has to
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Matthew Patton I nominate @mpatton62 for a Shorty Award in #weird because-it's as close as we can get to what he actually deserves.
The Shorty Interview
with Matthew Patton
What's your best tweet?
"You look marginally less alarming than my sister's first husband."
What are six things you could never do without?
I could tell you--but then I'd have to kill you.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I would have to have a professional life first.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter itself
Twitter or Facebook?
Personally, I prefer Wensleydale with dried canberries . . .
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Egrets wearing leg warmers
What feature should Twitter add?
A dessert buffet
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Robert Benchley or Oscar Wilde
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
laughing out loud, best friends forever, salpingo-ooferectomy
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Anyone with a good recipe for home-made brownies
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Too numerous to mention--usually they offer me discount vacations in Vegas
Why should we vote for you?
Because I know where all of you live . . .
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#tunacasserolerecipes, #ofrcoursei'llhaveseswithyou, #havetheyfoundmichaeljackson'snoseyet?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Everybody on Twitter is more interesting than I am . . .
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
Hash--it's better with catusp
How do you make your tweets unique?
I am a lurker, a stalker, and a suspected foot fetishist--I also make pretty good beef stroganoff
What inspires you to tweet?
losing too many rounds of solitaire
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Not yet--I suspect most people just ignore me
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Remember to floss.
How long can you go without a tweet?
minutes at a time
What question are we not asking here that we should?
"Can you verify your whereabouts on the evening of June 6th, 1854?"
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Nick Frost--I've never enjoyed so many vicarious meals in my life
Why'd you start tweeting?
Because I don't have a life
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Twitter has allowed me to annoy people on a global scale.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Promise to send me money
How will the world change in 2010?
Everybody will be one year closer to kicking the bucket
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
space does not allow . . .
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
In 2015, it will be announced that Keith Richards actually died in 1975--and nobody noticed.