What's your best tweet?
"Nick Jonas tickets are getting snatched up faster than weave in a ghetto bitch fight."
What are six things you could never do without?
Twitter, CHINESE FOOD, curtains, global warming pamphlets, Paris Hilton's weave and burnt toast.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
What professional life?
What's your favorite Twitter app?
WTF. Isn't Twitter an app itself? I just Tweet. I'm not a damn mechanic. I'm not dissecting the damn website. This isn't biology. Bitch.
Twitter or Facebook?
TWITTER!! Facebook is starting to get boring. Twitter is taking over. Facebook will be the new MySpace soon = IRRELEVANT.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Niley. It's a long story, but basically all these tweens were going out of control about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus. It was epic.
What feature should Twitter add?
The feature to comment on RTs when you click the button. Sometimes I have something to say, ya dig?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
BEYONCE! I don't what the hell she's doing. Screw rings. She needs to put a tweet on it.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
WTF. Refusing to shorten a word on Twitter should be illegal. I need every inch of that 140 limit. I shorten words to DEATH.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@chelsealately Just so I can fool myself into thinking she gives a shit what I'm doing.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I unfollowed some idiot who just kept typing periods all over the place. Like WTF? Get yourself together.
Why should we vote for you?
I love Twitter and my followers think I'm amusing, which leads me to think I'm amusing, which obviously means that you should agree.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#hotmess #perezsucks #shutuptila #itskingsleybitch #sitthefuckdown #obeseburrito #tswiftislame
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I can't say. Every single person I've talked to has been amazing. But I'm not gonna act like I didn't flip shit when @shanedawson tweeted me.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#obeseburrito It makes no sense, but dammit, if you knew where it came from, you'd tweet it too.
How do you make your tweets unique?
They are unique because they come from my head. Which nobody else can duplicate. Unless, of course, they RT.
What inspires you to tweet?
My followers. I love talking to them and entertaining them. And they make me laugh and smile.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
HELL YES. Especially during awards shows, I tweet like it's crack.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
y0uR lyk3 t0ta11y lyk3 st00p1d 1f y0u, lyk3, tw33t 11k3 th1s. k?
How long can you go without a tweet?
I cannot NOT Tweet. That's impossible. However long I sleep is however long I don't tweet.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
I admire @justinbieber most BECAUSE he uses Twitter to talk to his fans as well as inform them. Not just posting random ass updates.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Well, I make YouTube videos and everyone was like GET A TWITTER. You do the math.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Now what kind of question is that? So damn dramatic. Yes, it has. I've met some pretty awesome individuals.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Have hot, steamy Twitsex. Make ugly Twitbabies. Get bloodied up in Twitfights. This question is an #epicfail. People should just TWEET.
How will the world change in 2010?
Nothing will change. AT ALL. Now 2012... that's another story.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Faux pas is a big word and I don't feel like going on dictionary.com
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I will be ruling it. That's all.