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Derek Huff was nominated for a Shorty Award!

Blind fool. Ex-optimist.


6 votes in allcokesup
1 vote in weird
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Derek Huff (derek_huff on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Amy I vote for @derek_huff for a Shorty Award in #weird because...FUCKLULZ, BRAH!
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Hostgator Coupon I nominate @itsderekhuff for a Shorty Award in #allcokesup because he can stay up all night and ninja-tweet!
Vinnie I nominate @itsderekhuff for a Shorty Award in #allcokesup because he where I get my crack!...
Annoyatron I nominate @itsderekhuff for a Shorty Award in #allcokesup because he can stay up all night and ninja-tweet!
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Serious Business! I nominate @itsderekhuff for a Shorty Award in #allcokesup because.. he's all cokes up on some of the finest Columbian.
The Shorty Interview
with Derek Huff
What's your best tweet?
I don't know. Go to my Favstar page and check for yourself.
What are six things you could never do without?
beer, validation, apple, blackberry, vagina, and cocaine.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I don't. I could get fired if they found out.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Favstar, and this mystical application that doesn't exist.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter. Facebook is gay.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
People complaining about Tim.
What feature should Twitter add?
An extra 20 characters.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
My Dad
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Not really. I think EVERYONE should follow me though.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
@debihope because her whining was fucking annoying.
Why should we vote for you?
Why not? I'm fucking great, and I'm a validation junkie, and I need it to live.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#RIPnickJONAS #follow@itsderekhuff
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#follow@itsderekhuff or #sendyourtitstoitsderekhuff@gmail.com
How do you make your tweets unique?
I tend to use all caps a lot.
What inspires you to tweet?
Validation. I need INSTANT validation. That and cocaine.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
All the fucking time.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Follow @itsderekhuff and the rest will work itself out. Sending nudes to me will work too if you are female.
How long can you go without a tweet?
As long as I feel like.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
@jane_bot has the most airtight personal brand ever.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yeah, I do a whole lot less work now.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Show their tits and follow me.
How will the world change in 2010?
People will still bitch and moan, but I won't follow them to hear it.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Being a niggerfaggot.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
According to Terminator AND the Mayans, it will cease to exist.