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The Year's Best Humor on Twitter

Humor Leaders - The Shorty Awards - The best producers of real-time, short form content on Twitter(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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The Real-Time Academy of Short Form Arts & Sciences will use a combination of criteria to select the winner from among the finalists, including the number of votes, the reasons given in nominations, answers to the Shorty Interview (which you can still take here) and the content of the finalists' tweets.

132nd

Brian Carter

Brian Carter

Keynote Speaker, Comedian, Ad agency Dir SEO PPC @ Fuel Interactive. Still trying to figure out if I'd rather help you or make fun of you. Probably both.
Dan Zarrella
Dan Zarrella I nominate @briancarter for a shorty award in #humor becuase he is, well, funny.
Kevin McCallum
Kevin McCallum I nominate @BrianCarter for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's hilarious.
Lyndsay Walker
Lyndsay Walker I nominate @briancarter for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's so much fun to have breakfast with!! #pubcon
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13 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric

133rd

Misha Collins

Misha Collins

Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Emeline
Emeline I nominate @mishacollins for a Shorty Award in #humor because anyone who reads his tweets understands why i can't not.
Lisa Mack
Lisa Mack I nominate @mishacollins for a Shorty Award in #humor because...his humour has sustained me thru many night shifts :D
Alex
Alex I nominate @mishacollins for a Shorty Award in #humor
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10 votes in humor
59 votes in celebrity
15 votes in mishasminions
8 votes in government
8 votes in weird

133rd
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Bethamphetamine

Bethamphetamine

Internet vixen with feminine duplicity and trenchant wit.
William
William I nominate @bedheadblonde for a Shorty Award in #humor because... her hair actually looks great. Oh, don't go there...
Ramie
Ramie I nominate @bedheadblonde for a Shorty Award in #humor. I know funny when I see it. She is one of the best out there.
Blamping Bot
Blamping Bot RT @thekooze: I nominate @bedheadblonde for a Shorty Award in #humor because...she's real & my kids are too old to be babysat by her. htt…
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10 votes in humor
1 vote in weird

133rd
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Ross Noble

Ross Noble

international man of comedy
Simon Sidi
Simon Sidi I nominate @realrossnoble for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is so funny... thats it really !
JRB
JRB I nominate @RealRossNoble for a Shorty Award in #humor because he entered the Dragon's Den and won!
alexis simmonds
alexis simmonds I nominate @realrossnoble for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he makes me smile :D
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10 votes in humor
1 vote in celebrity

133rd
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Al Yankovic

Al Yankovic

You know... the Eat It guy.
Todd Lyons
Todd Lyons I vote for @AlYankovic for a Shorty Award in #humor (and also in #humour ) because he's been making me laugh since 1983.
Lonnie Sardo
Lonnie Sardo i nominate @alyankovic for a shorty award in #humor. good luck @alyankovic #shortyawards
Adam Porter
Adam Porter I nominate @alyankovic for a Shorty Award in #humor because, well, he's Weird Al and who doesn't love him?
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10 votes in humor
29 votes in weird
4 votes in music
3 votes in health
1 vote in comedy

133rd
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Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House

Head of Department of Diagnostic Medicine, Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
catldy99
catldy99 I nominate @Greg_House_MD for a Shorty Award in #humor because... even when he upsets u, he is pretty funny....
Luke Venables
Luke Venables I nominate @Greg_House_MD for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I want him to like me.
Elizabeth
Elizabeth I nominate @Greg_House_MD for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he reminds me of Bertie Wooster.
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10 votes in humor
46 votes in health
4 votes in sexiesttwitterer
3 votes in music
2 votes in egocentric

133rd
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Henry

Henry

i can yews compoota an i rite werds like they sownd. i like big truks an av al difrunt frends hoo i like torkin wiv.
Ralph n Ivan
Ralph n Ivan I recommend @henryandfriends in the Shorty Award category #humor because he always makes us n mom laff n smile!
Anne Sofie Morsund
Anne Sofie Morsund I nominate @henryandfriends for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's a good sport! :)
mizCleo
mizCleo I nominate @henryandfriends for a Shorty Award in #humor because his perspective is fresh / observations are true2life
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10 votes in humor
78 votes in sports
3 votes in keepfits
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in nowplaying

134th

Mike Shields

Mike Shields

Filmmaker, Magician, Intellectual Humorist, All Around Neat Guy. http://www.linkedin.com/in/allaroundneatguy
Mike Shields
Mike Shields RT @shortyvotes: @MatchesMalone, you were nominated by @WRClub (and 9 others) for a Shorty Award in #humor http://bit.ly/777b...
Wine and Racing Club
Wine and Racing Club I nominate @MatchesMalone for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh
Ad Broad
Ad Broad I nominate @MatchesMalone for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he always makes @BettyDraper smile.
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11 votes in humor
2 votes in comedy
2 votes in politics
1 vote in egocentric

135th

damon
Shoniqua Shandai
Shoniqua Shandai I nominate @wayansjr for a Shorty Award in #humor because he;s the only reason I go on twitter. He's hilarious.
bea4
bea4 RT @giagia0708: I nominate @wayansjr for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh until I need to use my inhaler..lmao http:// ...
damon
damon RT @giagia0708: I nominate @wayansjr for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh until I need to use my inhaler..lmao http:// ...
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12 votes in humor
1 vote in tech
1 vote in egocentric

136th

Gary J. Cutlackowitz

Gary J. Cutlackowitz

Chief CEO & Managing Assistant President of Sexy Executives Inc.
Ronan Collett
Ronan Collett I nominate @sexyexecutive for a Shorty Award in #humor because... like Auden,Ozu&Cowell he celebrates the mundane.
Billy White
Billy White I nominate @sexyexecutive for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he's the best fictional Twitterer ever. EVER.
Christina Hunter
Christina Hunter I nominate @sexyexecutive for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I look forward to his tweets every day
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10 votes in humor

137th

johnrubio

johnrubio

I'm a Graphic Designer, a cigar enthusiast, a skeptic, and an asshole. You've been warned.
Issac X-Moon
Issac X-Moon I nominate @johnrubio for a Shorty Award in #humor because i read that he digs black chicks, and thats a good reason.
nathan_aps
nathan_aps I nominate @johnrubio for a Shorty Award in #humor because...He invented the internets
Johnny Brooke
Johnny Brooke I nominate @johnrubio for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he's funny.
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10 votes in humor

137th
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Nair Bello

Nair Bello

Uma grande atriz fumante. Apaixonada por Vogue e Domecq.
Arthur Mendes
Arthur Mendes I nominate @NairBello for a Shorty Award in #humor because the twitter is the best that i've never seen before
Adonélia Sachsse
Adonélia Sachsse I nominate @nairbello for a Shorty Award in #humor because... she is the best
Bruno Adnet Santos
Bruno Adnet Santos I nominate @nairbello for a Shorty Award in #humor because she is my favorite alcoholic character.
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10 votes in humor
1 vote in food
1 vote in adooro
1 vote in egocentric

138th

essers

essers

writer, dilettante & ne'er do well
Tim Griffiths
Tim Griffiths I nominate @essers for a Shorty Award in #humor because... She's my bestest hatted twitterer...
sharon linne faulk
sharon linne faulk I nominate @essers for a Shorty Award in #humor because... She said I should. :)
Tracey Nixson
Tracey Nixson I nominate @essers for a Shorty Award in #humor because she is the dog whisperer
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9 votes in humor
8 votes in hats
1 vote in egocentric

138th
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ComicTwit

ComicTwit

Laugh it up in 140 characters...or less!
Phil Wilson
Phil Wilson Looking for a little Shorty Award love for @ComicTwit in #humor because we all need a good laugh. Thanks!
Blamping Bot
Blamping Bot RT @ptamaro: I nominate @comictwit for a Shorty Award in #humor because they help spread joy and happiness w/just 140 characters :-) http…
Paul
Paul I nominate @comictwit for a Shorty Award in #humor because they help spread joy and happiness w/just 140 characters :-)
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9 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric

138th
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B DAHT

B DAHT

Wanna laugh? Wanna know who I am?? Check out http://iamBDaht.com Guaranteed Funny
B DAHT
B DAHT RT @shortyvotes: @BDaht, u were nominated by @klane5us (and 9 others) 4a Shorty Award in #humor http://bit.ly/5IYT... (just 9?! C'mon Fam!)
Ms. Jackson
Ms. Jackson I nominate @bdaht for a Shorty Award in #humor because he the funniest muh fucker alive!!!
Tierra W
Tierra W I nominate @BDaht for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he's the funniest guy I know and provides off-the-cuff humor!
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9 votes in humor
1 vote in apps
1 vote in egocentric

139th

marlonwayns
Felicia SR Harris
Felicia SR Harris I nominate @marlonwayns for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he brightens my dull days...((smile))...
Randa Ayoub
Randa Ayoub I nominate @marlonWayns for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
Sasha Muniz
Sasha Muniz I nominate @marlonwayns for a Shorty Award in #humor because hes funny N has great looks
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11 votes in humor

140th

Mark Douglass

Mark Douglass

http://claimid.com/markdouglass
Ossie Riley
Ossie Riley I nominate @m for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he has made it a career to make laugh.
Toni McDermott
Toni McDermott I nominate @m for a Shorty Award in #humor because he keeps me laughing ALL day long! I'm lolin' right now!
TC Valen
TC Valen I nominate @m for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
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9 votes in humor
2 votes in news
1 vote in sports
1 vote in sexiness
1 vote in celebrity

140th
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Justin Williams

Justin Williams

Purveyor of fine Macintosh software
spikyfred
spikyfred I vote for @Justin for a Shorty Award in #humor because... it''s hilarious
Pranay Merchant
Pranay Merchant I nominate @Justin for a Shorty Award in #humor
Tara Maher
Tara Maher I nominate @Justin for a Shorty Award in #humor because... of his dad obviously.
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9 votes in humor
3 votes in music
2 votes in sexiness
1 vote in celebrity
1 vote in science

140th
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Clark Griswold

Clark Griswold

I’m just your regular family man, trying to do the best for my wife and kids
Giselle Quiroz
Giselle Quiroz I nominate @ckgriswold for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's DAMN funny!
wordwaster
wordwaster I nominate @ckgriswold for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's the man!
kmart0087
kmart0087 I nominate @CkGriswold for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
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9 votes in humor

141st

Crush Luther

Crush Luther

a band. how about that. compulsively updated by luther.
Vanessa Amodeo
Vanessa Amodeo I nominate @crushluther for a Shorty Award in #humor because... their tweets are always entertaining!
Louise
Louise I nominate @crushluther for a Shorty Award in #humor because their songs tell stories.
Daniel Falconi
Daniel Falconi I nominate @crushluther for a Shorty Award in #humor because their the BOMBdiggity and their comments always make me laugh
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8 votes in humor
1 vote in music
1 vote in egocentric