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The Year's Best Humor on Twitter

Humor Leaders - The Shorty Awards - The best producers of real-time, short form content on Twitter(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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The Real-Time Academy of Short Form Arts & Sciences will use a combination of criteria to select the winner from among the finalists, including the number of votes, the reasons given in nominations, answers to the Shorty Interview (which you can still take here) and the content of the finalists' tweets.

117th

marc maron

marc maron

I am a comic and a feral cat wrangler and a writer and the host of WTF with Marc Maron the podcast.
John Bonanno
John Bonanno I nominate @marcmaron for a Shorty Award in #humor because...Marc Maron would feel a lot better about himself
Ian Sinclair
Ian Sinclair I nominate @marcmaron for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is one of the best comedians in the world.
MitchBanks
MitchBanks I nominate @MarcMaron for a Shorty Award in #humor because I relate to him and it disturbs me.
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13 votes in humor

117th
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Ken Plume

Ken Plume

I write, do interviews, co-host podcasts, plot, and sing horribly. There are people who appreciate some of those things..
Sean Noone
Sean Noone I nominate @KenPlume for a Shorty Award in #humor because his latest tweet sounded kind of desperate.
MOVIEBRAINROT
MOVIEBRAINROT I nominate @KenPlume for a Shorty Award in #humor because...evil gnomes need a leader too.
Charnita Allen
Charnita Allen I nominate @KenPlume for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he makes my heart warm.
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13 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in blogger

117th
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Gennie

Gennie

Wife, mom, photographer, freelance writer, Star Wars fanatic, and obsessive lotion/lipgloss addict. Holla. :)
Heather Russo
Heather Russo I nominate @dizzygirl for a Shorty Award in #humor because...she's awesome
Jenn
Jenn I nominate @dizzygirl for a Shorty Award in #humor because... she's the most awesome chicka you will ever meet!
Gill
Gill I nominate @dizzygirl for a Shorty Award in #humor because... she pulls no punches.
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13 votes in humor
1 vote in blogger
1 vote in egocentric

118th

someecards

someecards

Welcome to the Twitter feed of acclaimed humor site, someecards.com! Don’t miss our real-time topical obnoxiousness. You’ll love not unfollowing us!
Mandy
Mandy I nominate @someecards for a Shorty Award in #humor because they help me share the blessing of irreverent humor.
Adrianne Bolin
Adrianne Bolin I nominate @someecards for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
George McClellan
George McClellan gbmiii @ facebook: Scott Swiecki I nominate @someecards for a Shorty Award in #humor because they are hilariously d... http://ow.ly/16nbV...
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13 votes in humor

119th

Father Kelly

Father Kelly

Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.
Alice Kelly
Alice Kelly I nominate @FatherKelly for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he's hilarious
Dr Zibbs
Dr Zibbs RT @CoppolaJen: I nominate @fatherkelly for a Shorty Award in #humor because...the keeper threatened me with a tongue lashing http://bit ...
Jen Coppola
Jen Coppola I nominate @fatherkelly for a Shorty Award in #humor because...the keeper threatened me with a tongue lashing
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15 votes in humor
2 votes in religion
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in weird
1 vote in health

120th

marlonlwaynes
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♥☻ Μια Μια ☺♡ I nominate @marlonlwaynes for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's funny & his tweets make u say o shit #idothat2
clare lawton
clare lawton I nominate @marlonlwaynes for a Shorty Award in #humor because..a day doesnt go by that he doesnt make me laugh.
Alecia Taggart
Alecia Taggart I nominate @marlonlwaynes for a Shorty Award in #humor because...my sis told me to lol micah rene
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15 votes in humor
2 votes in comedy
1 vote in apps
1 vote in ff
1 vote in celebrity

121st

Scott

Scott

Chicago sports fan except for the Cubs. Please have a sense of humor if you follow. I'm here to have fun and meet interesting people. ✔ verified.
hookbill
hookbill I nominate @PartTimeBrat for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
Blamping Bot
Blamping Bot RT @Primado: I nominate @PartTimeBrat for a Shorty Award in #humor because he has the best oneliners eva!! He makes me LOL everyday! http…
Donna
Donna I nominate @PartTimeBrat for a Shorty Award in #humor because he has the best oneliners eva!! He makes me LOL everyday!
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16 votes in humor

122nd

Pérolas(DoEnemOuNão)

Pérolas(DoEnemOuNão)

Pérolas em geral, a maioria delas retratando o nível educacional do nosso país. Dicas em favor de melhorias no ensino, aqui também tem...
Jacimile Martins
Jacimile Martins I nominate @PerolasDoENEM for a Shorty Award in #humor because porque é legal.
Danilo Ribeiro .
Danilo Ribeiro . I nominate @PerolasDoENEM for a Shorty Award in #humor because... é humor com conteúdo, ou, apenas humor. Eu acho! kk
Larissa Albertino
Larissa Albertino I nominate @PerolasDoENEM for a Shorty Award in #humor because... it's hilarious!
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14 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric

123rd

Marco Luque

Marco Luque

motoboy, taxista, ator e integrante do CQC. beijomeliga!!!
Caroline Zorek
Caroline Zorek I recommend @marcoluque in the Shorty Award category #humor because...he make me smile, make all the Brazil smile.
Juliana Trinci
Juliana Trinci I nominate @marcoluque for a Shorty Award in #humor because...ele eh o cara
Luciana Baeta
Luciana Baeta @marcoluque:I nominate @Marcoluque for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is very good in his work: brings joy to brazilian people!!!!
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13 votes in humor
2 votes in celebrity

124th

Simon Pegg

Simon Pegg

Actor/writer/dog owner/ winner of 50m flat race 1977-1981
fred eagle
fred eagle I nominate @simonpegg for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is an ace nutter and I wuv him
Ellie
Ellie I nominate @simonpegg for a Shorty Award in #humor because his tweets are brilliant and he's hilarious
Charlii
Charlii I nominate @SimonPegg for a Shorty Award in #humor because one word SPACED! & other sorts of win :PP
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12 votes in humor
3 votes in godlikegeniusness
2 votes in celebrity
1 vote in health

125th

Howard Wolowitz

Howard Wolowitz

I design space components. I know six foreign languages. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
Tamás Frák
Tamás Frák I nominate @wolowizard for a Shorty Award in #humor because he has epic belts. and a GIRLFRIEND!
Alan Swan
Alan Swan I nominate @wolowizard for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
Bernadette Summers
Bernadette Summers I nominate @Wolowizard for a Shorty Award in #humor because I don't get his jokes. But I love him.
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15 votes in humor
39 votes in engineering
2 votes in weird
2 votes in news
2 votes in other

126th

Rebecca Joyce

Rebecca Joyce

I'm a chemo-queen,cancer warrior. I'm also marmite and may contain nuts. Use with precaution!
Nancy Scott
Nancy Scott RT @JoshIsFemale: I nominate @bubblybex 4 a Shorty Award in #humor because she is kicking cancer with a giggle in her heart. #kickcancer ...
S.a.m.
S.a.m. RT @JoshIsFemale: I nominate @bubblybex 4 a Shorty Award in #humor because she is kicking cancer with a giggle in her heart. #kickcancer ...
Josh
Josh I nominate @bubblybex 4 a Shorty Award in #humor because she is kicking cancer with a giggle in her heart. #kickcancer
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14 votes in humor
366 votes in health
17 votes in kickcancer
7 votes in righteous
4 votes in kickcancercrew

126th
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Pretty Annoyed

Pretty Annoyed

Come on, you know you're annoyed, too.
Kimberly W Ratliff
Kimberly W Ratliff I nominate @prettyannoyed for a Shorty Award in #humor because.. come on, look at that giant baby head!
Pretty Annoyed
Pretty Annoyed Cha cha cha RT @shortyvotes: @prettyannoyed, you were nominated by @briandfrancis & 9 others for Shorty Award in #humor http://bit.ly/cPno...
BrianDFrancis
BrianDFrancis I nominate @prettyannoyed for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I was afraid what @townerb would do to me if I didn't
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11 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric

127th

Tegan and Sara

Tegan and Sara

Tegan dispatching on behalf of Tegan and Sara.
Jo Wang
Jo Wang I nominate @theteganandsara for a Shorty Award in #humor because I would die without their bantering.
Blamping Bot
Blamping Bot RT @Gabriela_Riani: I nominate @theteganandsara for a Shorty Award in #humor because of this: http://www.youtube...
Gabriela Riani
Gabriela Riani I nominate @theteganandsara for a Shorty Award in #humor because of this: http://www.youtube...
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12 votes in humor
260 votes in music
11 votes in lgbt
1 vote in celebrity
1 vote in brand

127th
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Patrick Neville
Robyn Boss
Robyn Boss I nominate @pneville85 for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he is a lover of language!!!
cassiecalamity
cassiecalamity I nominate @pneville85 for a Shorty Award in #humor because his tweets are legendary!
DAvid Wilson
DAvid Wilson I nominate @PNeville85 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh everyday everyone should follow him
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12 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric

128th

Ben Brooks

Ben Brooks

Comic. Rocker. Papa.
amanda jones
amanda jones I nominate @thebenbrooks for a Shorty Award in #humor because...cuz he never fails to make me laugh
tiofyra
tiofyra I nominate @thebenbrooks for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he's completely adorable!
Emily Silverwood
Emily Silverwood I nominate @thebenbrooks for a Shorty Award in #humor because I'm jealous I don't think of those tweets first!!!
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11 votes in humor

129th

Jon Wurster

Jon Wurster

It's nice to be nice to the nice.
John in the UK
John in the UK I nominate @jonwurster for a Shorty Award in #humor because... Engineer Carl, Jazz Fart, the Gorch, the list goes on…
Tim Kelly
Tim Kelly I nominate @jonwurster for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's like 3' 8".
Knikkink
Knikkink I nominate @jonwurster for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's hilarious COME ON.
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11 votes in humor
2 votes in music

130th

Sommer B.

Sommer B.

balls
alison walsh
alison walsh I nominate @VagTalk for a Shorty Award in #humor because her vag is really talkative.
brenna wolf
brenna wolf I nominate @VagTalk for a Shorty Award in #humor because Billie Mays told me to.
Greg Deckelman
Greg Deckelman I nominate @VagTalk 4 Shorty Award N #humor because,*singing*nuttin'could b finer than 2 b in her vaginer n da morning
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10 votes in humor

130th
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Zackary Rabbit

Zackary Rabbit

The first stuffed rabbit to require therapy for Twitter-Addiction..
carolinegolon
carolinegolon I vote for @zackrabbit for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he is a funny funny wabbit!
Ginger dog Walker
Ginger dog Walker I vote for @zackrabbit for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is sooo funny and talented
sheila odom
sheila odom I vote for @ZackRabbit for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he makes us laugh so much !
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10 votes in humor
129 votes in awesome
24 votes in food
3 votes in awsome
3 votes in innovation

131st

Trent Gillaspie

Trent Gillaspie

Road Warrior. Stand-up Comedian. Designer. Entrepreneur. I hover around the cookie plate at parties. I live out of a duffle bag.
gs1010
gs1010 I nominate @trentgillaspie for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he's funny with 75% less angst!
Trent Gillaspie
Trent Gillaspie RT @PaulBerluteShea I nominate @trentgillaspie for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is funnier than me. #neverhappened #fallacies
Matt Santomarco
Matt Santomarco I nominate @trentgillaspie for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he makes my Twitter feed bearable.
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12 votes in humor
1 vote in lazy
1 vote in egocentric