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The Year's Best Humor on Twitter

Humor Leaders - The Shorty Awards - The best producers of real-time, short form content on Twitter(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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The Real-Time Academy of Short Form Arts & Sciences will use a combination of criteria to select the winner from among the finalists, including the number of votes, the reasons given in nominations, answers to the Shorty Interview (which you can still take here) and the content of the finalists' tweets.

41st

Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz

Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of BorowitzReport.com
Chris Knall
Chris Knall I nominate @BorowitzReport for a Shorty Award in #humor because Ahvadah jokes aren't going to (typically) write thmslvs
Julie Levy
Julie Levy I nominate @borowitzreport for a Shorty Award in #humor because...because his Tweets are the funniest! Thank You Andy
Peter Scallion
Peter Scallion I nominate @BorowitzReport for a Shorty Award in #humor because if we don't the twitterists win.
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55 votes in humor
2 votes in livetweets
1 vote in health
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in politics

42nd

Ivete Sangalo

Ivete Sangalo

Twitter Oficial da cantora brasileira Ivete Sangalo. Twitter atualizado pela própria Ivete e pela equipe do seu site.
Felipe Ribeiro
Felipe Ribeiro I recommend @ivetesangalo in the Shorty Award category #humor because...ela é a razão do meu sonhar!
Carol Dias
Carol Dias I vote for @ivetesangalo for a Shorty Award in #humor because... Of all the stars I've ever seen, you are the most musi
roseni
roseni I vote for @ivetesangalo for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
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62 votes in humor
2,077 votes in music
2,036 votes in celebrity
555 votes in design
549 votes in customerservice

43rd

Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams

i swear it's me. if i had time to create a fake twitter i'd be brittany, the pig-squealing youtube phenom.
Natalie Julie
Natalie Julie I recommend @yelyahwilliams in the Shorty Award category #humor because she gives us funny twitts!
the true Patann ♥
the true Patann ♥ I vote for @yelyahwilliams for a Shorty Award in #humor because she is one of the funniest people alive
Johanne Pasasadaba
Johanne Pasasadaba I vote for @yelyahwilliams for a Shorty Award in #humor because...she can really be funny...
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49 votes in humor
2,169 votes in music
48 votes in celebrity
8 votes in innovation
8 votes in weird

44th

Dan Kennedy

Dan Kennedy

Author of Loser Goes First, and Rock On. McSweeneys.net stuff, hosting The Moth StorySLAM and podcast.
Blamping Bot
Blamping Bot RT @patrickborelli: I nominate @DanKennedy_NYC for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he has been making me laugh for 10 years. http://bi…
patrickborelli
patrickborelli I nominate @DanKennedy_NYC for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he has been making me laugh for 10 years.
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy RT @robpurdie: I nominate @DanKennedy_NYC for a Shorty Award in #humor because...his tweets make me L, sometimes OL
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47 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric

45th

Tim Siedell

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Name Withheld
Name Withheld I nominate @badbanana for a Shorty Award in #humor because there's really no one funnier!
Kathleen Reddy
Kathleen Reddy I nominate @badbanana for a Shorty Award in #humor because...funny for all the wrong reasons.
erinanneweiss
erinanneweiss #shortyawards @badbanana #humor
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44 votes in humor
2 votes in funny
1 vote in 1
1 vote in fun
1 vote in advertising

46th

Steven Winterburn

Steven Winterburn

Will follow back! Posts quotes, facts, jokes etc some new some old :)
Linda Bouldin
Linda Bouldin I recommend @5tevenw in the Shorty Award category #humor because...
Morten Halvorsen
Morten Halvorsen I recommend @5tevenw in the Shorty Award category #humor because...
Steven Winterburn
Steven Winterburn RT @Sqzette: I nominate @5tevenw for a Shorty Award in #humor because..He deserves more than this award...He's one damn funny guy!! http://b
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52 votes in humor
5 votes in ff
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in customerservice

47th

Agora já Falei...

Agora já Falei...

Sinceridade, sarcasmo, bom humor, litros de cachaça e muito café. agorajafalei@gmail.com
Alexandre Cardoso
Alexandre Cardoso I nominate @agorajafalei for a Shorty Award in #humor because ele sempre manda uns tweet engraçados e merece tb.
FERNANDA LEÃO
FERNANDA LEÃO I nominate @agorajafalei for a Shorty Award in #humor because... é bão demais!!
FranckBeck
FranckBeck I nominate @agorajafalei for a Shorty Award in #humor because ele merece!
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68 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric

48th

David Cook

David Cook

This is the Official David Cook twitter page. All others are fake.
roxanne bagain
roxanne bagain I vote for @thedavidcook for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he always look handsome with those moustache.
Mika
Mika I nominate @thedavidcook for a Shorty Award in #humor because his crazy humor makes me laugh
Kelly LeDuc
Kelly LeDuc I nominate @thedavidcook for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he knows how to tease us & put a smile on our faces!
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43 votes in humor
272 votes in music
60 votes in celebrity
22 votes in sexiesttwitterer
19 votes in health

49th

pourmecoffee

pourmecoffee

Funny and/or interesting.
Laurel
Laurel I recommend @pourmecoffee in the Shorty Award category #humor because I love COFFEE! :=)
christine lazar
christine lazar I recommend @pourmecoffee in the Shorty Award category #humor because the humor is spot on & quick witted! luvmecoffee
veruka2
veruka2 I nominate @pourmecoffee for a Shorty Award in #humor because he cracks me up daily.
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51 votes in humor
9 votes in seismology
2 votes in crazyoldcootery
1 vote in receiving

50th

#LookinAss Nigga

#LookinAss Nigga

No pic No follow cuz iAint Dr. DoLittle, iDont talk to Birds. #TT-Titan ☑Yes ☐No ☐Maybe
♥~JeNN~♥
♥~JeNN~♥ I vote for @justtweetrizzy for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
Tunisha Sherrie
Tunisha Sherrie I nominate @JustTweetRizzy for a Shorty Award in #humor because his #TT's have me W E A K ! Lol
#LookinAss Nigga
#LookinAss Nigga RT @PeeJhaye: I nominate @JustTweetRizzy for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
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50 votes in humor
2 votes in egocentric
1 vote in longstoryshort

51st

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

www.BieberFever.com Request my single SOMEBODY TO LOVE featuring USHER!! and thank you for making a dream come true. MY WORLD 2.0 - Get that!!
Emily Engle
Emily Engle I recommend @justinbieber in the Shorty Award category #humor because... he is sooooooooo funny
Megan
Megan I vote for @justinbieber for a Shorty Award in #humor c'mon Guys. Is it so hard to make this?
Raonak❤
Raonak❤ I nominate @justinbieber for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he is awesome
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43 votes in humor
981 votes in music
130 votes in celebrity
88 votes in sexiness
13 votes in news

51st
(tie)

Ron Purtee

Ron Purtee

Comedian, it's cold in Wisconsin, gotta stay warm somehow.
mikekarv
mikekarv I nominate @ronpurtee for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he's got the talent and the drive.
The Fash
The Fash I nominate @ronpurtee for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is MORE entertaining then David Letterman & Jimmy Fallon
Russel Kealoha
Russel Kealoha I nominate @ronpurtee for a Shorty Award in #humor because... He's the next big Midwest talent to come out!
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43 votes in humor
6 votes in brand
5 votes in necromancer
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in news

52nd

Aimee B

Aimee B

I'm a ray of sunshine... causing cancer and starting fires.
The Yagermeister
The Yagermeister I nominate @Aimee_B_Loved for a Shorty Award in #humor because I'm madly in love with her.
Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown I nominate @Aimee_B_Loved for a Shorty Award in #humor b/c she's too classy to ask me to vote but drops hints anyway.
Tony George
Tony George I nominate @Aimee_B_Loved for a Shorty Award in #humor because... she's awesome and loves brightly colored produce.
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41 votes in humor
1 vote in news

53rd

J-Breezy The Poet

J-Breezy The Poet

I'm taking over the world via Twitter! I'm a NUPE... A Poet... A Comedian...
Chris Jacobs
Chris Jacobs I nominate @WatchJ for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is easily the funniest person on Twitter hands down
Michael Smith
Michael Smith I nominate @WatchJ for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
Angelo Ragin
Angelo Ragin I nominate @WatchJ for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he is the funniest dude on twitter handsdown!
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41 votes in humor
2 votes in deleteyouraccount
1 vote in hati
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in ff

54th

Nathan Fillion

Nathan Fillion

It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
Amy Field
Amy Field I vote for @NathanFillion for a Shorty Award in #humor because...i love the witty banter between castle and becket.
JB
JB I nominate @NathanFillion for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I get his humor, unlike some ruggedly handsome Captai
Vicki
Vicki I nominate @NathanFillion for a Shorty Award in #humor because...his posts always make me smile or laugh.
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44 votes in humor
1,552 votes in celebrity
11 votes in firefly
9 votes in castle
5 votes in entertainment

55th

Josh A. Cagan

Josh A. Cagan

Co-Author and Story-By-er of BANDSLAM, out on DVD in the UK now, and the US 3/16!
All the pigs
All the pigs I nominate @joshacagan for a Shorty Award in #humor because David Archop shouldn't be in any kind of funny list
Michael Born
Michael Born I nominate @joshacagan for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he probably still has his home-made "birken-docs"
Robb Badlam
Robb Badlam I nominate @joshacagan for a Shorty Award in #humor. Think of it like taking back Massachusetts.
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36 votes in humor
1 vote in funk

56th

Paul F. Tompkins
Tim Kelly
Tim Kelly I nominate @PFTompkins for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is the comedienne's comedienne.
Brendan McMullan
Brendan McMullan I nominate @PFTompkins for a Shorty Award in #humor because his mustache rules with an iron fist.
Michael Anino
Michael Anino I nominate @PFTompkins for a Shorty Award in #humor because... No...Seriously: Old Man Perriwinkle intro youtube itnow
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37 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in innovation
1 vote in comedy

57th

Nile Evans

Nile Evans

PROFESSIONAL SIDEPIECE CONSULTANT FOR HIRE! DIRECT MESSAGE ME FOR A QUOTE!! I MAKE HOUSECALLS AND PRIVATE IN-HOME VISITS PENDING PROPER ACCOMMODATIONS!
Kieron Slaughter
Kieron Slaughter I recommend @NileEvans in the Shorty Award category #humor because he's my cousin and he's helaa funny, not to mention
Elizabeth Rowell
Elizabeth Rowell I nominate @Nileevans for a Shorty Award in #humor because I'm constantly retweeting his timeline the dude is hilarious
Amirah John
Amirah John I nominate @nileevans for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he is simply HILARIOUS!!! he makes it seem so easy!
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45 votes in humor
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in journalist
1 vote in blogger
1 vote in keeping

58th

billengvall

billengvall

Most known for his work with Blue Collar Comedy Tour...
Barbara Bush
Barbara Bush I vote for @billengvall for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
Pat Messenger
Pat Messenger I vote for @BillEngvall for a Shorty Award in #humor because..he is awesome!.
James Albright
James Albright I nominate @billengvall for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
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38 votes in humor
28 votes in comedy
1 vote in celebrity
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in apps

59th

Noel Fielding
Pagi Bloomfield
Pagi Bloomfield I nominate @noelfielding11 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... his randomness is refreshing and brilliant
Emz Graham
Emz Graham RT @GojyoChan: I nominate @noelfielding11 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh until I cry & smile until it hurts! htt ...
Leslie Devonshire
Leslie Devonshire I nominate @noelfielding11 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh until I cry & smile until it hurts!
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38 votes in humor
4 votes in weird
3 votes in music
3 votes in celebrity
2 votes in design