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The Year's Best Fuckery on Twitter

Fuckery Leaders - The Shorty Awards - The best producers of real-time, short form content on Twitter(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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1st

Luvvie

Luvvie

I shine like the grease-covered elbows & knees of anointed Black babies! - according to @fakemayaangelou
Hostgator Coupon
Hostgator Coupon I nominate @luvvieIG for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because...well, have you read her tweets?!
Dee Dee
Dee Dee I nominate @luvvieIG for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because...well, have you read her tweets?!
Kindred Smile
Kindred Smile I nominate @LuvvieIG for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because she put me on Twitter and my life ain't been the same since #Vices
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3 votes in fuckery
14 votes in humor
1 vote in voteforme
1 vote in blogger
1 vote in egocentric

2nd

BabyCakes

BabyCakes

One of a Kind!!! AND someone you'll be lost without!!!
BabyCakes
BabyCakes I nominate @BabyCakes281 for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because I deserve to win!!! Lol
Dirty Diamond
Dirty Diamond I nominate @BabyCakes281 for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because that's actually a category! This contest rules.
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2 votes in fuckery
1 vote in egocentric

3rd

Regretsy.com

Regretsy.com

Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet
ginalou
ginalou RT @lilivonshtupp: I nominate @Regretsy for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because who else celebrates "Whimsicle Fuckery"?
leigh ann dufurrena
leigh ann dufurrena I nominate @Regretsy for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because who else celebrates "Whimsicle Fuckery"?
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2 votes in fuckery
1 vote in customerservice

4th

Kindred Smile

Kindred Smile

Master of Juke, fresher than ya mammy. Also? I have better hair.
Luvvie
Luvvie @kindredsmile How the hell u gon nominate me for #fuckery Shorty Award? Don't make me punch u in the thoat! (Yes, thoat)
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1 vote in fuckery

4th
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David Herrold

David Herrold

Former newspaper nerd and digital geek interested in design, usability, mobile tech, science, Apple and monkeys.
bruisinales
bruisinales I nominate @davidherrold for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because he's constantly in a state of it. #bestshortyeva
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1 vote in fuckery
1 vote in literature

4th
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bruisinales

bruisinales

We rock the beer scene in Asheville, NC. It's all about the beerlanthropy.
David Herrold
David Herrold Aces. RT @bruisinales: I nominate @davidherrold for a Shorty Award in #fuckery because he's constantly in a state of it
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1 vote in fuckery
2 votes in nonprofit
2 votes in beer
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in food