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Detroit Red Wings

Detroit Red Wings

The official Twitter home of the Detroit Red Wings. Updated by the Red Wings' New Media Dept.
Laura Du
Laura Du I nominate @DetroitRedWings for a Shorty Award in #fail because... the PENS are better than the red wings :)
Hostgator Coupon
Hostgator Coupon I nominate @DetroitRedWings for a Shorty Award in #fail because... go HAWKS go !!!!!
jeanniebaker
jeanniebaker I nominate @detroitredwings for a Shorty Award in #fail because...they're pretty lame.
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7 votes in fail
214 votes in sports
7 votes in 1
2 votes in h2h
2 votes in humor

2nd

Chicago Blackhawks

Chicago Blackhawks

Official Twitter for the NHL's Chicago Blackhawks. Tweets game updates, news and contests. Updated by Brad Boron (BB) and Adam Kempenaar (AK).
The FAIL Watcher
The FAIL Watcher I nominate @NHLblackhawks for a Shorty Award in #fail because... @therealtarn thinks they SUCK. GO #redwings! http... http://bit.ly/8rjb...
Rachael Hanley-Welsh
Rachael Hanley-Welsh I nominate @NHLblackhawks for a Shorty Award in #fail because... @therealtarn thinks they SUCK. GO #redwings!
Tarn Montagu
Tarn Montagu I nominate @NHLblackhawks for a Shorty Award in #fail because... I don't like them.
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5 votes in fail
137 votes in sports
1 vote in weird

3rd

NHL

NHL

The National Hockey League. Check out our fan lists by team here: http://bit.ly/myfaveNHLteam
Max Kendall
Max Kendall RT @rednuck: I nominate @NHL for a Shorty Award in #fail because their war room in Toronto is out to get the Red Wings.
Maria Camacho
Maria Camacho RT @rednuck: I nominate @NHL for a Shorty Award in #fail because their war room in Toronto is out to get the Red Wings.
Mike Serven
Mike Serven RT @rednuck: I nominate @NHL for a Shorty Award in #fail because their war room in Toronto is out to get the Red Wings.
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6 votes in fail
3 votes in suck
2 votes in sports
1 vote in brand

4th

Fail Hard

Fail Hard

I blog about failing. Sadly(for me), the stories are true.
Funny Name Media
Funny Name Media I nominate @failhardblog for a Shorty Award in #fail because 'Fail Hard' says it all.
WYRD
WYRD I nominate @failhardblog for a Shorty Award in #fail because fail is his middle AND first name.
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2 votes in fail

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Pittsburgh Penguins

Pittsburgh Penguins

Run by the Pittsburgh Penguins, your connection to team happenings, website updates, contests, and specials!
Scott Mabe
Scott Mabe I nominate @pghpenguins for a Shorty Award in #fail because. No one cries like their fans about everything.
HaleyMay
HaleyMay I nominate @pghpenguins for a Shorty Award in #fail because their captain is a 12 year old girl.
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2 votes in fail
147 votes in sports
2 votes in news
1 vote in music
1 vote in egocentric

4th
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Inside the BCS

Inside the BCS

11 FBS Conferences and Independents
usc psycho uscsyco
usc psycho uscsyco I nominate @INSIDEtheBCS for a Shorty Award in #fail because of corruption, lying, greed, arrogance, worthlessness!!!!!
Marcos
Marcos I nominate @INSIDEtheBCS for a Shorty Award in #fail because they spew lies
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2 votes in fail

5th

Philadelphia Flyers

Philadelphia Flyers

The official Twitter page of the Philadelphia Flyers for hockey-related news on the club, kept primarily by Flyers communications manager Kevin Kurz.
Isabel Ortega
Isabel Ortega RT @kayewtie: I nominate @NHLflyers for a Shorty Award in #fail because them & their fans are jokes, #Justsayin
Brittany Mackey
Brittany Mackey I nominate @NHLflyers for a Shorty Award in #fail because them & their fans are jokes, #Justsayin
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2 votes in fail

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FOX Broadcasting

FOX Broadcasting

Official Twitter for FOX
jwhedonaddict
jwhedonaddict RT @Sammeh_: I nominate @foxbroadcasting for a Shorty Award in #fail because... they cancelled Dollhouse. </3
Samantha
Samantha I nominate @foxbroadcasting for a Shorty Award in #fail because... they cancelled Dollhouse. </3
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2 votes in fail

5th
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lil duval

lil duval

FOR BOOKING EMAIL RICHBROKEENT@GMAIL.COM
Seyfi Cem Baskın
Seyfi Cem Baskın I nominate @lilduval for a Shorty Award in #fail because, well, he fails to write proper sentences, even words. pity.
Nina Dixon
Nina Dixon RT @MARLONLWAYANS: I think I'm gonna start a shorty award campaign Make empty promises 2 all of twitterjust 2 win @lilduval just did u #fail
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2 votes in fail
3,566 votes in humor
27 votes in comedy
25 votes in itinerarytweet
19 votes in celebrity

6th

Richard Bartee III

Richard Bartee III

22 yr. old blessed male that has been granted and has sought out many opportunities in life.
Eric Stephenson
Eric Stephenson I nominate @BuddyLove87 for a Shorty Award in #fail because he is a Niners fan and completely useless
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1 vote in fail

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Jim Alderson
Satirical Alexandria
Satirical Alexandria @JimAlderson BTW, did u vote 4 me for MILF in the Shorty Awards? If not, #FAIL. No beer for you.
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1 vote in fail

6th
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Rhonda Gelinas

Rhonda Gelinas

The Original Rednuck - Red Wings/Canucks fan. Mostly posts about hockey.
Ellen Manuszak
Ellen Manuszak Haha RT @rednuck: I nominate @NHL for a Shorty Award in #fail because their war room in Toronto is out to get the Red Wings.
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1 vote in fail
1 vote in sports

6th
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nhlhawks
Rachael Hanley-Welsh
Rachael Hanley-Welsh I nominate @NHLhawks for a Shorty Award in #fail because... @therealtarn thinks they SUCK. GO #redwings!
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1 vote in fail

6th
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John Napper
Jason Brown
Jason Brown @JohnNapper nice work, sockpuppet. Tried reading the #shortyawards terms lately? #fail
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1 vote in fail
3 votes in sockpuppetry
1 vote in notknowingwhatquackerymeans

6th
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NBC

NBC

the official Twitter profile for NBC
Marcos
Marcos I nominate @NBC for a Shorty Award in #fail because they screwed with Conan O'Brien #TeamConan #TeamCoCo @shortyawards
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1 vote in fail
1 vote in nonprofit

6th
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agolis

agolis

I'm building a network of blogs for Yahoo! News. I obsessively read and think about the future of the news biz. I like politics.
Tim Dickinson
Tim Dickinson Shortyvotes #FailRT @shortyvotes: @agolis, you were nominated by @7im for a Shorty Award in #evilgenius http://bit.ly/6Twl...
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1 vote in fail
1 vote in biggaybattle
1 vote in evilgenius
1 vote in hatin

6th
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marlon wayans

marlon wayans

Don't take anything I say personal in negativity. I am here to bring light and smiles to your life and heart. LIVE LOVE LAFF
®©
®© wow. i added @MARLONLWAYANS cuz he was leading the shorty awards voting for humour, but so far NO FUCKING LAUGHS AT ALL. #fail #imnotracist
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1 vote in fail
3,986 votes in humor
270 votes in comedy
46 votes in celebrity
32 votes in apps

6th
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Colorado Tourism

Colorado Tourism

Colorado is located in the Rocky Mountain region of the United States featuring unparalleled adventure & recreational pursuits including 26 ski resort areas.
Anders Danbolt Ajer
Anders Danbolt Ajer I nominate @Colorado Avalanche for a Shorty Award in #fail because they're gonna fall to pieces soon
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1 vote in fail

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anaheimducks
HaleyMay
HaleyMay I nominate @AnaheimDucks for a ShortyAward in #fail because Ducks suck & Parros' mustache belongs in a 70's porno
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1 vote in fail

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Russ Berger

Russ Berger

ITS ALL ABOUT FUN!!!
Russ Berger
Russ Berger i nominate @ImSoooADHD for a shorty award in #fail ......LMAO!
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1 vote in fail
1 vote in egocentric