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Osama Ben Marvin was nominated for a Shorty Award!

Glassy-eyed validation junkie, social media terrorist. Everything bad that happens on Twitter is my fault.

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Osama Ben Marvin (benmarvin on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Indé Fjölnir
Indé Fjölnir I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because I have already fucked the llama.
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☆☆☆Monikka☆☆☆ I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...the number 18.
Danny Plantain
Danny Plantain I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... I'm in his pocket AND he's happy to see you.
Bobo Noonoos
Bobo Noonoos I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... my balls itch.
Sir Veza D Ablo
Sir Veza D Ablo I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... compared to him, I seem normal.
Inspector Q
Inspector Q I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he helps me find the Vinnies.
greentabasco
greentabasco I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he likes to pour me on his wang to "spice things up" in the bedroom
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tess keller I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he is short.
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Osama Ben Marvin
Osama Ben Marvin Text "#shortyawards @benmarvin #weird Haiti" to 40404 to donate $1 to Haiti and vote for an asshole to win a pointless award.
Denise R. Roselli
Denise R. Roselli I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he is so weird.
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Fart  Bonecrest
Fart Bonecrest I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he smells like a pineapple covered in vag juice.
Serious Business!
Serious Business! I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he get's more vagina than Bill Clinton.
SONIC TRUTH
SONIC TRUTH I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...I once was in a bumpsterbation circle with him once..TRUE
Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he enjoys touching himself while singing Celine Dion.
Web Hosting
Web Hosting I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he needs validation.
Jeffrey Evenmo
Jeffrey Evenmo I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he needs validation.
Andrew C
Andrew C I nominate @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he touched me inappropriately but paid good hush money