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Osama Ben Marvin was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Osama Ben Marvin (benmarvin on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Tymethief
Tymethief I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... well... how *else* would you describe him?
Laura
Laura I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...I do whatever @derek_huff asks me to do.
Amy
Amy I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...@derek_huff asked me to.
Money, Get
Money, Get I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because there aren't enough prominent jews on the internet.
Awesomely Not Dead
Awesomely Not Dead I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because I was told to and I'm a sheep.
melissa m
melissa m I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... that's what all the cool kids seem to be doing today.
Derek Huff
Derek Huff I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he is a JEWISH CARPENTER.. JUST LIKE JESUS!!!!
RJ
RJ I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... have you seen him clean his ears with paperclips?
Caffeinicus Maximus
Caffeinicus Maximus I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because gloog florp gnorfle gnog shooftle, gnark?
Annoyatron
Annoyatron I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he takes in stray cats and feeds the homeless LOLJK
Jean Marie
Jean Marie I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...I was asked to & he's really funny. :-)
Not Not Chris
Not Not Chris I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because I don't want the kidnappers to hurt my family.
distinctlydrl
distinctlydrl I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... does anyone really need an explanation?
ACE in your hole
ACE in your hole I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... I can fuckers
Dantronic
Dantronic I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... the voices in my butt told me to.
Jason Melillo
Jason Melillo I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because I don't want to open my work email yet.
Ray
Ray I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...@derek_huff asked me to!
jenny
jenny I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he eats more tacos than your mom.
Jared Smith
Jared Smith I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because of the Bacon Taco Cheeseburger, among other things.
Mr. Havercamp
Mr. Havercamp I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...I'm a sheep.