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Osama Ben Marvin was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Osama Ben Marvin (benmarvin on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because if I don't he's going to make me use the lotion again.
Joanell
Joanell I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...needy tacos make me sad :(
Nicole ✔
Nicole ✔ I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...#weird is the best way to be and he's one #weird cat.
Mrs. @Bigfleet
Mrs. @Bigfleet I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because that guy? He's definitely weird...
Kat
Kat I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...I'm his favorite bot!
J. Adam Moore
J. Adam Moore I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because without him, the balance of the universe would favor douches
joey m
joey m I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird
Befralee MehGraw
Befralee MehGraw I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he's #weird. Why else would I vote for him? You're #weird.
Laura
Laura I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because I can't stop staring at that thing on his face. WHAT IS IT?
Mock Redneck Jr.
Mock Redneck Jr. I vote for @BenMarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he likes PBR and my sisters pussy as much as I do
avi
avi I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he's gonna kiss my pineapple!
Gem
Gem I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because it's World Nutella Day today!
Jeremiah Hester
Jeremiah Hester I vote for @BenMarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because I was instructed to by @dowhatitellyou in a mass dm
Red
Red I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he's in my feed all the time and I don't even follow him. =P
Ed C
Ed C I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird
Literal Man
Literal Man I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because, duh weird is his middle name.
Stephanie
Stephanie I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he can toss even the meanest salad.
Spinchange
Spinchange I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...Tacos, PBRs, and fucklulz, naturally.
Miss Prissy Pants
Miss Prissy Pants I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... it's all about the taco. EVERYBODY loves tacos.
Amy
Amy I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he's a blonde and blue eyed Jewish carpenter.