with Osama Ben Marvin
What's your best tweet?
All of them. I love them just like my children.
What are six things you could never do without?
My dick, my two balls, my main bitch, my smartphone, and cigarettes.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Bwahahahahahah. Professional...hahahhaah. No wait, seriously. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
@CubaVinnie eating babies.
What feature should Twitter add?
They should add back Track. Also ability to turn off all @replys and RTs.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Oprah, LOLJK, I hate Oprah.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Dicks, tacos, all cokes up, FUCKLULZ, pineapple, ninjatacoing, PBR
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@mileycyrus and @ladygaga
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Like tons of people, for tweeting stupid shit, duh.
Why should we vote for you?
Because apparently I'm offering oral sex for votes. Or something like that.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Trending Topics are the rectal cancer of Twitter.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
@Seriousbizznass, we connect on a spiritual level. IN SPACE!
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
By using combinations of letters and words that other users are not using. Also my personal brand is strong like my pimp hand.
What inspires you to tweet?
Tacos, PBR and skanks.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
513.58 milliscobles, brah
140 characters of advice for a new user?
www.itsjusttwitter.com and www.itsjuststars.com
How long can you go without a tweet?
20 hours if I'm in a PBR induced coma or busy making cabinets, just like Jesus.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Myself. I love myself and what I've done on Twitter.
Why'd you start tweeting?
To fuck with people and to find hot bitches to bang.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I found @itsjustEm. I'm gonna marry that bitch someday.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
STFU. Be funny. Entertain me. Stop being so gay.
How will the world change in 2010?
People will write different numbers in the date area on their checks.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Retweeting and #followfriday, especially if you do it for a suggested user. Also fabbing your own tacos, that's gay.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I'll be old as dicks.