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Osama Ben Marvin was nominated for a Shorty Award!

Glassy-eyed validation junkie, social media terrorist. Everything bad that happens on Twitter is my fault.

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Osama Ben Marvin (benmarvin on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Wordpress Hosts
Wordpress Hosts I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because... he's seen my taco.
theothersarah
theothersarah I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because... he's seen my taco.
Karma Vixen
Karma Vixen I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because...
Das Lemur
Das Lemur I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because... of that one time in TiJuana.
Jennifer SciFi
Jennifer SciFi I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because... if you crave a vulgar perv he is your man!
alice
alice I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because @derek_huff told me to.
sessalee
sessalee I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because...derek_huff told me to.
Trevor Fitzright
Trevor Fitzright I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because FUCKLULZ. Need I say more?
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valarie bright I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because...
Richard
Richard I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because I feel pressured to do so. Please RT.
Liza
Liza I recommend @benmarvin in the Shorty Award category #weird because... his girlfriend is hot.
Carly No Pants
Carly No Pants I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he always makes me wear shoes but never pants.
Herek Duff
Herek Duff I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because i don't want him to eat my baby
bautist
bautist I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because his white papers on tacos and pineapples are the best.
El Beard
El Beard I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird. My reasons are my own, assholes. Also, I don't know what one is.
Jackie
Jackie I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he bets on football instead of buying @itsjustem a lapdance
Miss Pants
Miss Pants I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he licked my face once. or twice.
suzz
suzz I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because hellllllooooooooo.
John F. Chimpo
John F. Chimpo I voted for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird cuz...he promised to heal my leprosy and I could pay him with tacos
Drew (Not a Guy) H
Drew (Not a Guy) H @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because I like 'em hard. Tacos you perverts.
The Shorty Interview
with Osama Ben Marvin
What's your best tweet?
All of them. I love them just like my children.
What are six things you could never do without?
My dick, my two balls, my main bitch, my smartphone, and cigarettes.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Bwahahahahahah. Professional...hahahhaah. No wait, seriously. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's your favorite Twitter app?
SMS
Twitter or Facebook?
Vagina.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
@CubaVinnie eating babies.
What feature should Twitter add?
They should add back Track. Also ability to turn off all @replys and RTs.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Oprah, LOLJK, I hate Oprah.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Dicks, tacos, all cokes up, FUCKLULZ, pineapple, ninjatacoing, PBR
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@mileycyrus and @ladygaga
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Like tons of people, for tweeting stupid shit, duh.
Why should we vote for you?
Because apparently I'm offering oral sex for votes. Or something like that.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Trending Topics are the rectal cancer of Twitter.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
@Seriousbizznass, we connect on a spiritual level. IN SPACE!
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#PBR08
How do you make your tweets unique?
By using combinations of letters and words that other users are not using. Also my personal brand is strong like my pimp hand.
What inspires you to tweet?
Tacos, PBR and skanks.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
513.58 milliscobles, brah
140 characters of advice for a new user?
www.itsjusttwitter.com and www.itsjuststars.com
How long can you go without a tweet?
20 hours if I'm in a PBR induced coma or busy making cabinets, just like Jesus.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Myself. I love myself and what I've done on Twitter.
Why'd you start tweeting?
To fuck with people and to find hot bitches to bang.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I found @itsjustEm. I'm gonna marry that bitch someday.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
STFU. Be funny. Entertain me. Stop being so gay.
How will the world change in 2010?
People will write different numbers in the date area on their checks.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Retweeting and #followfriday, especially if you do it for a suggested user. Also fabbing your own tacos, that's gay.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I'll be old as dicks.