with Mrs Stephen Fry
What are six things you could never do without?
Stephen & I have six adorable children, although we did perfectly well without them when we went on holiday and forgot to get them passports.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Sparingly dear. I can't have my clients - I mean friends - going public, now can I?
Twitter or Facebook?
What's Twitter again, dear?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Those jeans that only come up to your knees. And 3D radio.
What feature should Twitter add?
I think Twitter should have a pretweet button to help clairvoyants. And possibly an ash tray.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Yes, the Pope.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I unfollowed Stephen. He was going into Buffalo Bill's Kebab & Karaoke Diner. You eat your meal on a mechanical bull.
Why should we vote for you?
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Tea cosy, Spam fritter and rumpy pumpy.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#Frys is my virtual pub/bar. We have many Twitter parties and have trended at number one but two people still refuse to use it.
What inspires you to tweet?
Rainbows, little kittens, the need to fill the aching void in my soul with inane chit-chat. That sort of thing, dear.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Learn all the acronyms. For example - PMSL - Pleasuring Myself Lightly and ROFLMAO - Room's On Fire. Let My Auntie Out.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Not very long. Fortunately, Stephen sees to it that I get a damn good tweeting at least twice a day.
How will the world change in 2010?
Very, very gradually.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
I'm not sure, dear. Is a faux pas some kind of pastry thing? Like a vol au vent?