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Jeremy C. Shipp was nominated for a Shorty Award!

Award-winning writer of books such as CURSED and VACATION. I live in a semi-haunted farmhouse. Yard gnomes like me. The clowns in my attic--not so much.

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Jeremy C. Shipp (JeremyCShipp on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Heather Meyer Maher
Heather Meyer Maher I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because he can create new species using sand, pudding and sputum.
Adrienne White
Adrienne White I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because he promised to make the garden gnomes stop if I did
Sue
Sue I nominate writer @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because he has raised weirdness to a stratospheric level
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Carol Ann Lee
Carol Ann Lee I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because...He's crazy, weird, cool and a great writer...
Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because otherwise the clown/gnome war will end us all
Marilyn Simpson
Marilyn Simpson I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because... the Coconut Monkeys made me do it.
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Jeremy C. Shipp I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because he is a friend of the gnomes.
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Jeremy C. Shipp I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because he is a friend of the gnomes.
Frank Redman
Frank Redman I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because of his ability to aptly mix horror, humor, and story.
L. V. Gaudet
L. V. Gaudet I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because... it just doesn't get as delightfully weird as JCS.
GaiaBordicchia
GaiaBordicchia I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because my non-twilightified vampiric Teddy thinks he's awesome!
Jack Watson
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Ryan Moehring
Ryan Moehring I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because his yard gnomes are always singing about @friedtwinkies
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Serena Yates RT @Markalders I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because...the clowns in his attic made me do it <- ROFL!!!
Mark Alders
Mark Alders I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because...the clowns in his attic made me do it.
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kory I nominate @JeremyCShipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because... I liked Book Cursed and because DAVe did
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Adam I voted for @jeremycshipp for a Shorty Award in #weird because the eggplant gods are fair.
The Shorty Interview
with Jeremy C. Shipp
What's your best tweet?
I kill zombies for the rush. I eat their brains for the irony.
What are six things you could never do without?
Peanut butter, yard gnomes, manatee angels, the theme song from Charles in Charge, my family, my doppelganger family.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
The one that lets me travel back in time and do a jig with the dinosaurs.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#smurfbloodtastesdelicious
What feature should Twitter add?
A feature that allows people to travel forward in time and jig with anthropomorphic parsnips.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I never want to shorten the old saying: "The god of eggplants is cruel, but fair."
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
I want the Skeleton King to follow me, but he doesn't have the guts.
Why should we vote for you?
A vote for me is a vote for yard gnomes everywhere.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Insane grocery bags.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Once, on Twitter, I played connect the dots, and the picture turned out to be Mr. Belvedere in a bathtub full of spambled eggs.
How do you make your tweets unique?
I let my third eye do the talking.
What inspires you to tweet?
Porcelain clowns.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Tweet from your heart, your gut, your soul, your mind, your spleen, your pinky toes.
How long can you go without a tweet?
About three tears.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
If you were a tree, how would get the evil chainsaw demons to leaf you alone?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
I admire tweets that are creative and taste like cheese.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I wish people would talk more about sporks, Charles in Charge, yard gnomes, coconut monkeys, My Little Pony, and The Pirates of Dark Water.
How will the world change in 2010?
Humanity will finally learn to coexist with attic clowns.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
The Yard Gnomes will rule the Earth. And, of course, everyone will know true happiness, even the attic clowns.