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David Thorne was nominated for a Shorty Award!

Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.

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David Thorne (27bslash6 on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Squirrel
Squirrel I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... It is decidedly so
Fernando Ariotti
Fernando Ariotti I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he's like the 4th most humorous guy in the world.
Lee Middleton
Lee Middleton I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because I live in Apartment 3 and he came to my party with a Pinata
Peita
Peita I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because his son needs a reason to respect him.
uberjill
uberjill I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... just because
Augustus Von Doom
Augustus Von Doom I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he's fucking awesome.
Tullo
Tullo I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he tells people where to stick it, and I like that.
Scotty Juel
Scotty Juel I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because of his unique style and uber-awesomeness
Travis Young
Travis Young I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... it's fucking funny
Mark Rowland
Mark Rowland I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he provides good jokes for me to recycle to my friends and say they're original
Alex Peters
Alex Peters I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because if I don't he'll beat his son.
Michele Neylon
Michele Neylon I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's insanely funny
Brittany
Brittany I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me giggle
David Thorne
David Thorne I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I am an attention whore & will buy my way onto the list.