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David Thorne was nominated for a Shorty Award!

Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.

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2,044 votes in humor
212 votes in literature
7 votes in bribery
3 votes in egocentric
2 votes in design
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David Thorne (27bslash6 on Twitter) was nominated for a Shorty Award(You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

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Yanni Prakasiwi
Yanni Prakasiwi I recommend @27bslash6 in the Shorty Award category #humor because i like <just it
Wordpress Hosts
Wordpress Hosts I recommend @27bslash6 in the Shorty Award category #humor because... david has emotional issues to be compensated for
Kallan Phillips
Kallan Phillips I recommend @27bslash6 in the Shorty Award category #humor because... david has emotional issues to be compensated for
Gille Klabin
Gille Klabin I recommend @27bslash6 in the Shorty Award category #humor because...he is to comedy what milk is to rapists
Katie Aldridge
Katie Aldridge I recommend @27bslash6 in the Shorty Award category #humor because...I want that fucking pickle so much!
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Nenovinite I recommend @27bslash6 in the Shorty Award category #humor because...
stevemacd
stevemacd I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I want that fucking pickle so much.
Beth Camero
Beth Camero I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because my spiders have 7 legs, too ...
Sarah Radford
Sarah Radford I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I have seen White Chicks and have no idea who lilduval is
timcruicky
timcruicky I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he is the best at most things
Pelham
Pelham I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because marlon wayans' & lil duval's tweets are not funny, David's are. Period.
Salina Lai
Salina Lai I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because having Tower Defense on school computers is a fantastic idea
Lucy Lambriex
Lucy Lambriex I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I thouroughly enjoy his letters. + the pickle of course.
Ann Redgate
Ann Redgate I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he promised 2 pay off my debts with a drawing of a spider
chris
chris I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he bribed me with empty promises.
dan manco
dan manco I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's pretty damn funny...
Joey B.
Joey B. I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because pickles are damn good and who is Lil Duval?
Wesley Parsons
Wesley Parsons I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because...I want that fucking pickle so much.
Lis Heil
Lis Heil I vote for @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because votes matter.
The Shorty Interview
with David Thorne
What are six things you could never do without?
A cup of coffee and five cigarettes.
What feature should Twitter add?
Non stick coating.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
"Despite your denial, that most certainly is my pencil. It has my name written on it."
Why should we vote for you?
Because I am promiscuous and own several sexy outfits.
How do you make your tweets unique?
Spray adhesive and glitter.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Always read the instruction manual before operating this device. Failure to do so may damage your product and void your warranty.
How long can you go without a tweet?
3.14 metres
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
No, I stayed up till dawn smoking and drinking coffee while tapping angrily on a keyboard years before twitter.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Post photos of their cats. There is nothing as awesome as people posting photos of their cats.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Jetpacks. Everyone will be wearing jetpacks. If I had any money, I would invest it all in jetpack technology.