with David Thorne
What are six things you could never do without?
A cup of coffee and five cigarettes.
What feature should Twitter add?
Non stick coating.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
"Despite your denial, that most certainly is my pencil. It has my name written on it."
Why should we vote for you?
Because I am promiscuous and own several sexy outfits.
How do you make your tweets unique?
Spray adhesive and glitter.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Always read the instruction manual before operating this device. Failure to do so may damage your product and void your warranty.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
No, I stayed up till dawn smoking and drinking coffee while tapping angrily on a keyboard years before twitter.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Post photos of their cats. There is nothing as awesome as people posting photos of their cats.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Jetpacks. Everyone will be wearing jetpacks. If I had any money, I would invest it all in jetpack technology.